For those who need a break from work, maybe this will work for you..
I urgently needed a few days off work. But, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy," then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was
"crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of goodness are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?!"
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
(Reposted: September 2, 2007)
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